There's a Steeler fan driving from Pittsburgh to Baltimore, and a Raven fan
driving from Baltimore to Pittsburgh. In the middle of the night, with no
other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying
off in different directions.

The Steeler fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He
looks at the twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Raven fan scrambles out of his car, and looks at his wreckage.
He says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"

The Raven fan walks over to the Steeler fan and says, "Hey man, I think this
is a sign from God, that we should put away our petty differences and live
as friends instead of arch enemys." The Steeler fan thinks for a minute and
says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now, I am
gonna see what else survived this wreck."

So the Steeler fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of
Jack Daniels. He says to the Raven fan, "I think this is another sign from
God, that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship."
The Raven fan says, " You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts
chugging down the Bourbon.

After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Raven fan hands it back to
the Steeler fan and says, "Your Turn!"

The Steeler fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says' "Nahhh... I
think I'll wait for the cops to show up!"

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Good one!

Good luck to you Baltimore fans today. Hope the game is as fun to watch as last nights final quarter [without the 3 minute fumble] <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>.

-DT


Edited by - PA DropTine on 01/20/2002 11:07:43

Wirehair,That is a good one.
Also I heard the cop hit a deer on the way and they split up the meat.Just trying to keep it in the forum for you.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

STEELERS won, hahahaha, Too bad Ravens fans, the BETTER team emerged VICTOURIOUS! hahaha

Good Luck This Season: Buck Magnet
P.S. Only Chuck Adams can sit at home and see deer so get into the woods. =;^)

good un

I kind of think BM, likes the Steelers.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

You mean the only team showed up!

To keep in the hunting theme lets say they shared some WILD TURKEY.