Would a Flame Thrower work? [8D]
Ummm, I love the smell of burnt flesh in the late night. [:'(]

I'd have to use my Mossberg 500 with the bird barrel, 00 buckshot, with a Full choke.

Without a doubt my M1A with all 10 magazines fully loaded, and 4 ammo bandoliers strapped on for good measure.

also my 1911-A1 with a few spare mags for backup.

THAT'LL learn them dead critters!!! [8D]

ALSO - I'd have to reactivate my dummy frag grenades with black powder.