ship wreak
02-22-2007, 05:04 PM
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ship wreak
One day a ship sank and there was only one survivor.The man made it to a tiny island along with one sheep and a sheep dog. After several days alone, the man quietly sat on the beach watching the sun go down and the moon come up with the sheep and the sheep dog. This went on for months, so one day while watching the moon come up, the man puts his arm around the sheep romanically and the sheep dog goes bonkers, grawling and barking, so the took his arm off the sheep. He tried this each day with no luck. Finnally another ship sinks nearby and the only survivor was Hillary Clinton. She swims up to the tiny island and joins the man, the sheep and the sheep dog. She ask,"what do you all do on this island?" He tells of the beach and the sun going down and the moon coming up, so there they all sit. When the moon is all the way up, the man puts his arm around Hillary and whispers in her ear, "Could you watch the dog for a little while please?"
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02-23-2007, 08:56 AM
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RE: ship wreak
Since we're on Hillary jokes!
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending herFirst night in the White House. She has waited so long......
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that!"
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,"Go to the theater"
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending herFirst night in the White House. She has waited so long......
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that!"
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,"Go to the theater"
