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RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
You like your string music to be silent
You have a 10 inch "Woodie"(produced by WWAG):D If "getting high" means 30ft You burp and fart tyring to coax an animal into range |
RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
If you've actually calculated how many FPS your truck runs
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ORIGINAL: Double Creek You have a 10 inch "Woodie"(produced by WWAG):D If "getting high" means 30ft You burp and fart tyring to coax an animal into range You guys have to much time on your hands..[8D] |
RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
If your 4 year old son owns more than 1 bow.
If you bought your wife a bow for her Bday. :D If time alone meens seting sill enough for a bird to land on your arrow. It is mor inportant to have a hay back stop than feed the HOURSES. |
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If your wife gets excited about you replacing the fence until she realizes that you are doing it because you are tired of hunting pass through arrows in the neighbors back yard.:D
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"Every time your dog or cat is walking through the room you are looking at a spot tight behind the shoulder and figuring out shot angles"
"In anything you read, when you come to the word does ( pronounced duz) , you wonder why a female deer reference is in the sentence." |
RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
"In anything you read, when you come to the word does ( pronounced duz) , you wonder why a female deer reference is in the sentence." |
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Or another slant on my earlier one:
WWAG gives you a "Woodie"  I'm here all week folks;) |
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If having a longer shaft isn't necessarily better
Summer vacations are combined with scouting trips When you see Stevie Wonder you think of Double Bull ;) |
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Every time your dog or cat is walking through the room you are looking at a spot tight behind the shoulder and figuring out shot angles" if during the winter months you have to rearange your furniture(sp) so you now have a 10,20 AND 30 yard pratice range |
RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
1. If you dont even blink when you spend more for a bow than you would ever spend on any gun.:)
2. If having a 3 inch Chubby Doinker isnt something to be ashamed of!:eek: 3. you think of a Whisker Biscuit as something to put on your bow.:eek: 4. Dead Nuts is a good thing! (Copper John):eek: 5. If you have your daily driver fully camauflaged and bowhunting stickers on every window.:) 6. If every season that rolls around your trying to find a better way to take that animal with a bow. |
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If you keep checking the bathroom garbage for used maxi pad..... lol Just kidding.:D
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When having your feathers ruffled doesn't mean being angry.
If you don't get your urine bags from a hospital. If you have a "cough silencer" and it's not cough drops. |
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If you'd rather pull your shaft out of a target than a hole [8D]
If you'd rather have a deer to mount than a woman If you walk around judging the distance to an object you're going to pass then step it off as you approach it if you can't tell i just made this up :eek: |
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You are the only person in your workplace to request off the first 2 weeks of november, instead of any time over the summer.
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Tinks , is your favorite brand of aftershave :D
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If you , "pick a spot" on neighborhood pets as they walk by .
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If a bigger, nastier hole is better..........[:-]
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RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
When your buddies hear you say, "I have a "broadhead" on the end my 30 inch shaft." They don't say, "In your dreams!!"
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If your rack is measured in inches and not cup size, after the 60 day drying period of course.
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If your kids have names like "Mathew" "Hoyt" and "Martin".....
If having your "Doinker that close to a Whisker Biscuit" is something that you can talk about with your pastor.[8D] |
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If you are practicing in the back yard and you tell your wife to let the dog out because you need 3D practice on a moving target. :D
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If you own more bow tuning tools than real tools.
If your camo hat matches anything else you decide to wear. |
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You might be a bowhunter if you shoot a Bowtech!
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You might be a bowhunter if you shoot a Bowtech |
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but it's highly unlikely  Don't mind DC, it's tax season and he' under a lot a stress so he's not thinking too clearly:D |
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Dont mind silentassassin [:'(]
He thinks crossbows are the same as a copound or stick bow |
RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
Don't mind DC, it's tax season and he' under a lot a stress so he's not thinking too clearly Dont mind silentassassin He thinks crossbows are the same as a copound or stick bow Looks like you've made another mortal enemy:D |
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People from Mississippi aren't the smartest people. Mabey that is why Double Creek doesn't shoot a Bowtech. Hey, that may be why I "wantED" to shoot a Mathew's. (Notice the past tense) :D
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People from Mississippi aren't the smartest people. |
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You might be a bowhunter IF........ you get a gift for your birthday/Father's Day/Mother's Day/Christmas/your anniversary and you're hoping there is a bow in it instead of on it.
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If you keep checking the bathroom garbage for used maxi pad..... lol Just kidding. |
RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
you might be a bowhunter if u have more field points and spare broadhead blades then the change in your change bucket
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RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
you might be a bowhunter if u can say to your wife/girlfriend " i wish my whisker biskit wouldnt tear my fletching" and not get slapped
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RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
snowrider Fawn Posts: 15 Joined: 2/17/2005 From: Minnesota/New Mexico Status: offline RE: You might be a bowhunter IF....... (in reply to BOWDACIOUS) You might be a bowhunter IF........ you get a gift for your birthday/Father's Day/Mother's Day/Christmas/your anniversary and you're hoping there is a bow in it instead of on it. _____________________________ My wife is like a Whitetale. Beautiful, soft, elusive, wild, and hard to understand. However, just like hunting, every once in a while I get to score! CLICK FOR MY WEBSITE |
RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
If deep penetration is what you dream of and not with a woman..:D
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