RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

If you ever asked a certain community for advice on better penetration.

If you ever spent more than $120 for better penetration.

If you want to attract more deer than women.

If you are allway worried about putting your shaft in the perfect spot, and following through is top priority.

If you ever spent more money in hunting than it would be to buy the same amount of meat in Beef steaks. (from the wife).

If you ever spent more time in a treestand than you do at work.

If you care more about what you smell like for the deer, rather than for the wife.

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Have you noticed how natural that comes to me?:D

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If you sell your only rifle for a bow press.

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If you had an Oneida you wouldnt have to sell your rifle ;) :) Sorry, had to.

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.....or a RECURVE. Or if you ask for an early "layoff".

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You might be a bow hunter if you hunt with a bow...

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If you love spinning your shaft:eek:

If your shaft is sharp on one end and has feathers on the other:eek:

If you have more than one shaft:eek:





Did I mention that I was here all week?;)

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When your tiller is out of balance, you go to the archery pro shop and not a lawn and garden center.

When your cams are out of time, you don't go to the automotive shop.

When someone mentions Robinhood, you don't think of the Prince of Thieves.

And finally, when you say you can't get the proper rest, you aren't talking about sleep.

[&:]

Yeah, I know.....it's a good thing I can shoot straight......:eek:

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If you lay in bed after a dab of lure behind each ear and try calling in the wife, ya just might be a bowhunter

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You spent more on your bow than your car, okay twice as much.

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

If you've ever climbed down from a tree just to pee... then climbed right back up!

If to you bringing a horny one home doesn't require alcohol...

If you’ve ever signed up for a 6 year hitch in the Army just to hone your map reading skills…

If you've ever avoided the dog for fear of smelling like a predator...

If you've ever got out of bed 30 minutes before your alarm clock went off at 0-dark-30 on a snowy December morning and gotten dressed outside behind your truck...

If your most expensive suit and tie is a scent lok bug tamer 3d leafy jump suit and 30 feet of bow pullin' rope...:D

And finally...

If you're reading this thread, laughing your butt off, and thought to yourself - well that aint so bad ... You might be a bowhunter! Good Post Bowdacious!

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

Ditto.



If you read a book where the sentence 'given the shaft' and you think what brand and length

If your wife finds bowhunting magzines and a jar of vaseline in the bedroom

If your wife says she said she is going to have a boy, and you think she said she is going to have a bow

If you lost your shaft in a bush, you don't have to make much effort nor beg to get into it

If your wife as to bribe you with a bow just to have a child

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Hazcon , you are the genuine article

Now thats not only funny , but most of us can seriously relate

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If EVERYTHING that moves has imaginary rings over the vitals, you guesstimate distance and shot angles.
If said imaginary targets above remain still long enough, you pace off the distance to see if you were close.
You've poked yourself on field points when digging for change in your pocket.

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If your wife likes it when you use fresh earth scent wafers in your truck instead of air fresheners. If when you go to a U2 concert, you are estimating the range of the performers on the stage (true story).

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

red hawk that was so funny

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LMAO very funny fellas

If your idea of landscaping is 3-d Targets and hay bales

Your wife gets one room in the house to decorate, everything else is camo, mounts and antlers

Your sons first two words are buck and daddy in that order (true story)

Your telephone pole has a tree stand on it (phone company's frown on this :))

Your deck was strategically placed for archery

The roof of your house has footprints all over it

The thought of BIG BUSH......excites you

All your sick days vanish in November

before your kids are potty trained.........they can rattle !

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You might be a bow hunter if you ever dreamed of a 5 yr old with a massive rack..

You might be a bow hunter if you didn't even think of jail time when you read that last one!!

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You may be a bow hunter if work is just an inconvenience between hunts
You feel funny when your not at least 15 feet high.

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... and -- if like me, and you work in outside sales -- you've ever been on an important conference call on your cell phone with the sound muted 25 feet up a tree! (Note to employers: Don't schedule conference calls during November!) ;)

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If you dont show up at your local archery shop for a week, and they send you a get well card.

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if you all your dvds are bowhunting stuff
if you buy your wife a bow for her birthday
if you remember your first bow kill but not your first marriage annversity
if you are offered a job at a bow shop that is family owned
if a 3d target is named after you
if you see a forest on tv, you start looking good ones for a tree stand
you fast forward the movie 'delieverane' to the bowshooting part
if your wallpaper is papertargets clued together
if you name your first child (girl) Penny Sasha-Eva (PSE)

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Lol!! This is funny stuff!

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:D

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you might be a bowhunter if your friends praise you and not mock you for your fast penetration and a quick exit.

your might be a bowhunter if when you fish it has nothing to do with a rod.

you might be a bowhunter if your form of fishing isn't catch and release.

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Thats good.

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Better yet, you name your daughter Fred.:D:D:D
and second child Bear.:D:D

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you might be a bowhunter if your wife is proud of your quick exits.

you might be a bow hunter if you don't cut your lawn for a month because your still hoping to find that one arrow that got away.

" " if you're glad the head of your shaft cuts on contact.

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Now that is funny. too true, but funny.

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you might be a bowhunter if you get a Woodie at the archery shop. (the stabilizer)

or you have a woodie whenever you shoot your bow.(stabilizer i hope)

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Your wifes new washing machine has a arrow hole in it from shooting your New Bow in the Basement. Been there done that[:o]

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This thread was posted over the winter or a similar one,anyhow here are some of my replies......If you got two grunt tubes, binocs and a rangefinder hanging from your rearview mirror most of the year,or your deer cart stays in the bed of the truck most of the year,or if you got targets of everykind everywhere in your back yard or if you built a deck in your subburban neighborhood just so you can hang deer from it ,you might be a hardcore bowhunter(possibly a redneck bowhunter too.)
.....
Or if you go into your buds place of employment,fully camoed with blood all over your knees,arms and clothes for braggin right's you might be a..... Or if youre afraid to do any home projects in the garage or even park a vehicle in there cause, your afraid your stands ,camo,bow,and everything else will get scented up with foreign smells or you have more hunting gear on the floor,rafters,and on the walls than you do tools Man I think that I may have to post some pics of exactl;y what I'm talking about I guess