If you got two grunt tubes, binocs and a rangefinder hanging from your rearview mirror most of the year,or your deer cart stays in the bed of the truck most of the year,or if you got targets of everykind everywhere in your back yardor if you built a deck in your subburban neighborhood just so you can hang deer from it ,you might be a hardcore bowhunter(possibly a redneck bowhunter too.)

Or if you go into your buds place of employment,fully camoed with blood all over your knees,arms and clothes for braggin right's you might be a.....

thats pretty funny

If your new bow is worth more than your pick-up

If your wife tells you its time to have kids and you pull out the calendar to make sure the birth wont happen during the rut.............

I can say that this one is true!! Hubby, said that if this was the case, I'd be in the hospital and he'd be on the mountains!!

LOL

Very funny. I can relate to several of those.

Or if youre afraid to do any home projects in the garage or even park a vehicle in there cause, your afraid your stands ,camo,bow,and everything else will get scented up with foreign smellsor you have more hunting gear on the floor,rafters,and on the walls than you do toolsMan I think that I may have to post some pics of exactl;y what I'm talking about I guess

When some of your neighbors are knocking at your door, asking what the H-LL that sound is coming from your back yard!!! And you tell them that you are just doing a little fine tuning on your elk bugling....[]