This is the funniest thing I've read in a while!!

Of course, it's only funny because you didn't suffer any damages. We had a little incident ourselves a few weeks ago... we live on the north side of a golf course, and a small strip of woods separate my house and the 16th green. We had about six little juvie delinquents park down the street, walk through my back yard and hit the course.
The police were waiting on them when they emerged from the woods with tee markers in hand.

We called the course owner, he pressed charges and they got to spend a comfy night in the county jail as a result.