ORIGINAL: quiksilver

If you purchased "Billy Big Mouth Bass" and thought it was cool, you might be a redneck +3

If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3

If your gun collection is worth more than your family sedan - you might be a redneck +5

If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3