Are you an awesome bowhunter?
06-04-2008, 08:54 AM
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Giant Nontypical
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Are you an awesome bowhunter?
His majesty wants to know what makes you a Great American Hunting Hero.
The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of:
[ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul]
So that's why the King knows he's great.
What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow?
The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of:
[ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul]
So that's why the King knows he's great.
What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow?
06-04-2008, 09:51 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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RE: Why are you awesome?
If I have to explain my awesomeness, you just wouldn't understand.
Even if I weren't as awesome as I am on my own, I would have proxy awesomeness due to association with the King. My awesomeness combine with his and it is an unstoppable force.
Even if I weren't as awesome as I am on my own, I would have proxy awesomeness due to association with the King. My awesomeness combine with his and it is an unstoppable force.