Are you an awesome bowhunter?
 

His majesty wants to know what makes you a Great American Hunting Hero.




The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of:
[ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul]
So that's why the King knows he's great.

What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow?

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

My daughter says so! Thats good enough for me!

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

I am here toSERVE a purpose.:)

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

I just am!:D:D

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

Because I will out post almost anyone.

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

I'm so OZ-some cause I'm a Detroit Red Wings fan!!!!!!!! I'm just sayin...:D


LETS GO RED WINGS!!!!!!

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

Because I am the KING at least thats what the wife tells me during mommy and daddy time :D

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

This is the gayist poll ever.:D
And to answer your question because I say so.;)

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

Hard to top those stats. :D

RE: Why are you awesome?
 

If I have to explain my awesomeness, you just wouldn't understand.

Even if I weren't as awesome as I am on my own, I would have proxy awesomeness due to association with the King. My awesomeness combine with his and it is an unstoppable force.