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Are you an awesome bowhunter?
His majesty wants to know what makes you a Great American Hunting Hero.
 The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of: [ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul] So that's why the King knows he's great. What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow? |
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My daughter says so! Thats good enough for me!
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I am here toSERVE a purpose.:)
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I just am!:D:D
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Because I will out post almost anyone.
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I'm so OZ-some cause I'm a Detroit Red Wings fan!!!!!!!! I'm just sayin...:D
LETS GO RED WINGS!!!!!! |
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Because I am the KING at least thats what the wife tells me during mommy and daddy time :D
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This is the gayist poll ever.:D
And to answer your question because I say so.;) |
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Hard to top those stats. :D
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If I have to explain my awesomeness, you just wouldn't understand.
Even if I weren't as awesome as I am on my own, I would have proxy awesomeness due to association with the King. My awesomeness combine with his and it is an unstoppable force. |
RE: Are you an awesome bowhunter?
Yes, I'm an awesome bowhunter. Why?
Because the buck I shot last year was bigger than His Majesty's! And if His Majesty is awesome, that makes me awesome by default! |
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Yes. All of the above.
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RE: Are you an awesome bowhunter?
ORIGINAL: quiksilver His majesty wants to know what makes you a Great American Hunting Hero. The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of: [ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul] So that's why the King knows he's great. What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow? |
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Out of my group of close friends, ive killed the most deer and im the only one to kill a buck with archery tackle. But i am no king, just an up-in-coming prince ;)
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Quick, how many personalities do you have? Let's see.....
1. Fran 2. The King of Archery 3. Um....TDWW? :D:D |
RE: Are you an awesome bowhunter?
ORIGINAL: _Dan Quick, how many personalities do you have? Let's see..... 1. Fran 2. The King of Archery 3. Um....TDWW? :D:D LOL :D |
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<------- The Undisputed King of Hair Growth |
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...never really thought about calling myself awesome...or royalty for that matter.
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I am not an awesome bowhunter. ALL of my success is due to pure luck and location. [:o]
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Would someone please help Fran with his self esteem problem.I am a little concerned that he may not be kidding!:D
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Thats old news Greg!:D
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RE: Are you an awesome bowhunter?
ORIGINAL: _Dan Quick, how many personalities do you have? Let's see..... 1. Fran 2. The King of Archery 3. Um....TDWW? :D:D |
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I once beat Forrest Gump in a round of 3D [8D]
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ORIGINAL: quiksilver ORIGINAL: _Dan Quick, how many personalities do you have? Let's see..... 1. Fran 2. The King of Archery 3. Um....TDWW? :D:D  |
RE: Are you an awesome bowhunter?
ORIGINAL: quiksilver The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of: [ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul] So that's why the King knows he's great. What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow?  |
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I just want to know if the4 who checked "I refuse to vote" actually realize they voted.....;)
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Opps...... I voted thinking this was about the King, needless to say I voted you are an OZ-Some bowhunter, because.....well...... your the King! :D
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ORIGINAL: BigJ71 I just want to know if the4 who checked "I refuse to vote" actually realize they voted.....;) |
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A new height of "GAYDOM":D:D:D
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The deer think I'm a awesome bowhunter cause they know I haven't been able to kill any of them yet so that's why I'm an awesome bowhunter.:D:D
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Still a wannabe right now.
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i was just born awesome. i really can't help it. i've tried to stop being awesome. i just can't. it's like it follows me around and won't go away.
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I'm awesome because I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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I suck at bow hunting!!![8D][8D][8D][8D]
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He might not know the Top Dog but I have a feeling he knows Yankee Pride :D;)
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You want to know if the poll is gay? You're the one whacking your mole at chuck-e-cheese's while pretending to be a child[:@]
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I'm a wanna bee;)Got to start somewhere
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RE: Are you an awesome bowhunter?
The Undisputed King of Archery |
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