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Bowhunting Glamour Shots - at what point do they get "weird?"
#52
Here ya go Rob: Random pics from cyberspace.
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Classic Eyegazer. Send him to the penalty box. Two minutes for eyegazing.

Here'sthe"admiring" pose - I'm surethis kid'sdad is standing there and telling him to do it, butlooks like he's gonna start gnawing on the antlers or something. I'm calling a foul on Dad, who is responsible for this. He's probably one of those parents who tell the kid that camaro mullets are still in style.

Here's a guy blatantly abusing the "3-d" effect. Flag on the play.

Here's a weird one - not sure if this is a Gazer or a Petter - but it's weird. They hired a professional photographer - hung up curtains - and even after all that, they still came up with a weird-ass picture of some guy who looks like he's ready to do inappropriate things to that deer mount. Kinda like he wishes it was turned around so he could go into a "Full Eye Gazer" pose.

Your standardSoldier of Fortune (stealing Justin's term). I feel bad for this guy's wife. She risks life and limb to take his glamour shots. Red Card.

Here's youraverage Promoter. He's hoping to get something for free as a result of posting this picture online. This guy has been ejected from the internet.
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Classic Eyegazer. Send him to the penalty box. Two minutes for eyegazing.

Here'sthe"admiring" pose - I'm surethis kid'sdad is standing there and telling him to do it, butlooks like he's gonna start gnawing on the antlers or something. I'm calling a foul on Dad, who is responsible for this. He's probably one of those parents who tell the kid that camaro mullets are still in style.

Here's a guy blatantly abusing the "3-d" effect. Flag on the play.

Here's a weird one - not sure if this is a Gazer or a Petter - but it's weird. They hired a professional photographer - hung up curtains - and even after all that, they still came up with a weird-ass picture of some guy who looks like he's ready to do inappropriate things to that deer mount. Kinda like he wishes it was turned around so he could go into a "Full Eye Gazer" pose.

Your standardSoldier of Fortune (stealing Justin's term). I feel bad for this guy's wife. She risks life and limb to take his glamour shots. Red Card.

Here's youraverage Promoter. He's hoping to get something for free as a result of posting this picture online. This guy has been ejected from the internet.
#53
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
Here ya go Rob: Random pics from cyberspace.

Classic Eyegazer.

Obviously-staged photo of a kid doing the "admiring" pose - as I'm sure his dad is standing there and telling him to do it. It looks like he's gonna start chewing on the antlers or something. I'm calling foul on Dad, who is responsible for this. He's probably one of those parents who tell the kid that camaro mullets are still in style.

Here's a guy blatantly abusing the "3-d" effect. Foul.

Here's a weird one - not sure if this is a Gazer or a Petter - but it's weird. They hired a professional photographer - hung up curtains - and even after all that, they still came up with a weird-ass picture of some guy who looks like he's ready to do inappropriate things to that deer mount. Kinda like he wishes it was turned around so he could go into a "Full Eye Gazer" pose.

Your standard Soldier of Fortune. I feel bad for this guy's wife. She risks life and limb to take his glamour shots.

Here's your standard Promoter. He's hoping to get something for free as a result of posting this picture on the internet.
Here ya go Rob: Random pics from cyberspace.

Classic Eyegazer.

Obviously-staged photo of a kid doing the "admiring" pose - as I'm sure his dad is standing there and telling him to do it. It looks like he's gonna start chewing on the antlers or something. I'm calling foul on Dad, who is responsible for this. He's probably one of those parents who tell the kid that camaro mullets are still in style.

Here's a guy blatantly abusing the "3-d" effect. Foul.

Here's a weird one - not sure if this is a Gazer or a Petter - but it's weird. They hired a professional photographer - hung up curtains - and even after all that, they still came up with a weird-ass picture of some guy who looks like he's ready to do inappropriate things to that deer mount. Kinda like he wishes it was turned around so he could go into a "Full Eye Gazer" pose.

Your standard Soldier of Fortune. I feel bad for this guy's wife. She risks life and limb to take his glamour shots.

Here's your standard Promoter. He's hoping to get something for free as a result of posting this picture on the internet.
#54
That is Gordon Whittington from North American Whitetail, with my favorite buck of all time. The Petry Buck. And yes he is a professional with a professional photographer.
He does a special section on their TV show every week. It features a super buck and tells the story behind it. That is where this pic is from.
He does a special section on their TV show every week. It features a super buck and tells the story behind it. That is where this pic is from.
#57
Okay, then we can take that one out if it's a legitimate "action shot."We'll give Mr. Whittington a pass.
We'll replace Gordon with this guy:
Today, we salute you, Mister "I dress up in camo and take my mount outside for pictures" guy.
The interior walls of your humble abode simply can't contain the majesty, size and sheer power of your hunting prowess.
* singing * *Real Men Of Genius*
You break out the "steppin' out" camo - and your Mr. October gameface when it's time to strike a pose for your bowhunting scrapbook. You were born hard, and you're not afraid to let the world know it.
* Look! I'm outside! *
Step aside Fred Bear, 'cause there's a new sheriff in town.
* I'm not smilin. *
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Baron of Bowhunting, and hang your mount back up on the wall, where it belongs.
We'll replace Gordon with this guy:
Today, we salute you, Mister "I dress up in camo and take my mount outside for pictures" guy.
The interior walls of your humble abode simply can't contain the majesty, size and sheer power of your hunting prowess.
* singing * *Real Men Of Genius*
You break out the "steppin' out" camo - and your Mr. October gameface when it's time to strike a pose for your bowhunting scrapbook. You were born hard, and you're not afraid to let the world know it.
* Look! I'm outside! *
Step aside Fred Bear, 'cause there's a new sheriff in town.
* I'm not smilin. *
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Baron of Bowhunting, and hang your mount back up on the wall, where it belongs.
#58
GregH, that is the best trophy photo ever!!
Wow. I'm still laughing.
Oh, and I'd like to take this opportunity to call Robin bothgay and homo-erotic. ('cause, you never know when the chance might come again.)
Wow. I'm still laughing.
Oh, and I'd like to take this opportunity to call Robin bothgay and homo-erotic. ('cause, you never know when the chance might come again.)

#60
Aww... but I can guess what you'd say to me. [8D]
Here's one of my favorite 'Glamour' shots of my self. Normally, my biggest challenge is not looking like a stoner.
In this picture, I'm hiding the big hole in the doe's head (follow up shot), I did take the time to poke her eye back into her head. I've got my plug for HNI with the not-so-subtle sticker on the tailgate. .....and you just gotta love the hat!

I might have tried a little harder to get a better picture but it was really, really,freaking cold and I had migraine so bad that I had already horked out in the woods once. (but the shades hide my squinty eyes) [:-]
Here's one of my favorite 'Glamour' shots of my self. Normally, my biggest challenge is not looking like a stoner.
In this picture, I'm hiding the big hole in the doe's head (follow up shot), I did take the time to poke her eye back into her head. I've got my plug for HNI with the not-so-subtle sticker on the tailgate. .....and you just gotta love the hat!

I might have tried a little harder to get a better picture but it was really, really,freaking cold and I had migraine so bad that I had already horked out in the woods once. (but the shades hide my squinty eyes) [:-]

















