In a million years they will be humans.

Uh oh... this could get ugly


Question:
Would you rather be trapped in the Roman Coliseum with a 4th grader that has a bucket full of hand grenades or a blind man with a machine gun?

Why do drive up ATM's have brail?


He asks in an attempt to draw attention from his original post.


Hey look over there, it's an albino doe with a 10 point rack! (this should keep them occupied for a couple moreseconds giving me time to walk away whistling dixie).

Depends on the arm of the 4th grader.

You know a womans brain... the same topic title that you were interested in enough to view this post....yet I now find...it isto BIG a concept for you to grasp... it's ok...

Why do we get our pets fixed when they are working fine?
why do we buy HOT water Heaters?
If a man says something in the woods and there is no woman there to here him, is he still wrong?

I don't spend much time thinking about anything other than about the animal I am hunting while on a stand or in a blind. I do a lot of visualizing, i.e.playing out the different scenarios that could possibly unfold and how I would react to each... I try to listen and be intune with my surroundings. I usually have my bow in my hand or lap the entire time.. I dont know aboutanyone elsebut I dont get away with much movement, especially when I am hunting off the ground...

Hunting has always been my escape from thinking about the everyday life....I get out in the woods and pretty much temporarily forget about all else.. Kind of like when I played sportsI reckon.. I'd never hear the crowd or notice anything around me other than the game itself...

The only time I catch myself daydreaming much is when I am tired..I fell asleep one time on stand, luckily it was my treelounge and I was safe in it... I later woke up with three cow elk standing/feeding right under me... [:-]

What Shed said.

+1

Some times when I'm sitting in my stand I think about a few things like this:

1. Do squirrels have famiy reunions?

2. Was God drunk when he made the Duck-billed Platapuss?

3. If 7-11 Stores are open 24 hours a day 7 days a week why do they have locks on their doors?

4. What is the last thing that goes through a Bugs mind when he hits a windshield....his butt.

5. When you stick your finger in your eye...why does your mouth open up?

6. If you sneeze really hard with your eyes open.....will they fly out?

7. Can Squirrels pass gas?

8. Can you make a candle out of ear wax?

9. When Cows laugh real hard...does milk come out their nose?

10. Why is everyone firing at Will?

11. Do they actually put Eskimo's in an Eskimo Pie?

12. Why do they call them Pears when there is only 1?

13. If I was on Gilligan's Island they would have to have built a Day Care Center.

14. Do Sharks brag about who they ate?

15. Do you dream in Black & White or in Color....can you rewind a dream in case you missed something?

16. Why do they call it a Funny Bone when it hurts so bad when you bump it?

17. How many licks does it really take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?

18. Can you lick your elbow?

19. Are Zebra's white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

20. If Apes will turn into Humans in a million years....what will we turn in to? [&:]