RE: A womans brain
Some times when I'm sitting in my stand I think about a few things like this:
1. Do squirrels have famiy reunions?
2. Was God drunk when he made the Duck-billed Platapuss?
3. If 7-11 Stores are open 24 hours a day 7 days a week why do they have locks on their doors?
4. What is the last thing that goes through a Bugs mind when he hits a windshield....his butt.
5. When you stick your finger in your eye...why does your mouth open up?
6. If you sneeze really hard with your eyes open.....will they fly out?
7. Can Squirrels pass gas?
8. Can you make a candle out of ear wax?
9. When Cows laugh real hard...does milk come out their nose?
10. Why is everyone firing at Will?
11. Do they actually put Eskimo's in an Eskimo Pie?
12. Why do they call them Pears when there is only 1?
13. If I was on Gilligan's Island they would have to have built a Day Care Center.
14. Do Sharks brag about who they ate?
15. Do you dream in Black & White or in Color....can you rewind a dream in case you missed something?
16. Why do they call it a Funny Bone when it hurts so bad when you bump it?
17. How many licks does it really take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?
18. Can you lick your elbow?
19. Are Zebra's white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
20. If Apes will turn into Humans in a million years....what will we turn in to? [&:]