Mods/admin - help a brotha out
#31
Dominant Buck
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 21,199
Likes: 1
From: Blossvale, New York
Gather round my children.... First off, remember the "NEW" warning we got a little while ago. The only type of ban available now is a "PERMANAENT" one. Remember??? The explanation was that it was "The NEW software". It wouldn't allow for UNbanning.[&:]
No more 48 hour time outs or breaks or temporary bannings.... only permanent. SO, if they try to give you a 30 day lock out, well SURPRISE.... SURPRISE.... they must have fixed the software.[8D][8D][8D][8D]
No more 48 hour time outs or breaks or temporary bannings.... only permanent. SO, if they try to give you a 30 day lock out, well SURPRISE.... SURPRISE.... they must have fixed the software.[8D][8D][8D][8D]
#33
Nontypical Buck
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,645
Likes: 0
From: York,Pa
ORIGINAL: davidmil
Gather round my children.... First off, remember the "NEW" warning we got a little while ago. The only type of ban available now is a "PERMANAENT" one. Remember??? The explanation was that it was "The NEW software". It wouldn't allow for UNbanning.[&:]
No more 48 hour time outs or breaks or temporary bannings.... only permanent. SO, if they try to give you a 30 day lock out, well SURPRISE.... SURPRISE.... they must have fixed the software.[8D][8D][8D][8D]
Gather round my children.... First off, remember the "NEW" warning we got a little while ago. The only type of ban available now is a "PERMANAENT" one. Remember??? The explanation was that it was "The NEW software". It wouldn't allow for UNbanning.[&:]
No more 48 hour time outs or breaks or temporary bannings.... only permanent. SO, if they try to give you a 30 day lock out, well SURPRISE.... SURPRISE.... they must have fixed the software.[8D][8D][8D][8D]
#36
Giant Nontypical
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 7,876
Likes: 0
From: Ohio
ORIGINAL: BigJ71
If I were you, I'd seek Davidmil's advice in this matter.
I believe he may be able to "guide you" with some pointers that just may indeed land you with a 30 day sentence.
If I were you, I'd seek Davidmil's advice in this matter.
I believe he may be able to "guide you" with some pointers that just may indeed land you with a 30 day sentence.
What do you say David, anymore room under that wing?
I see you already have.

#38
Fran I will help you with your test
Question 1
Lawyers are:
A. Nice humble human beings
B. Good people, with some issues
C. Cocky little SOB's
D. Arrogant as all helll.
E. All of the above, as a lawyer you must have multiple Personalities
As a lawyer you see an old lady stuck on the rail road tracks and a train is coming. Do you:
A. Run and save her
B. Call 911
C. Scream for help
D. Give her your business card, and tell her if she survies give me a call
Your defending OJ again for murder, there is a pair of bloody gloves again. Do you:
A. Move to have the evidence supressed, because that fact he was stupid for doing it twice
B. Play a video of Johhy C famous line "If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit"
C. You have a brief moment of being human and do nothing
D. Smash OJ's hands before trial sohis hands swell up and HIS gloves don't fit.
Your defending the mayor of Detroit, who has been called out on having an affair with his Chief of Staff. Your advice to the mayor
A. Go into hiding and never come out
B. Dude she's not even cute, W-T-F?
C. Lie, Lie, Lie tell them you were just kidding with those 14,000 text messages
D. Sell your sex tape online and have girls gone wild come to Detroit, and you(the lawyer) run the party. Tell the people of detroit it was part of George Bushed Stimulas plan.
E. It's Coach Rich R fault for leaving WV
Fran with this sample I gave you all should be good
Question 1
Lawyers are:
A. Nice humble human beings
B. Good people, with some issues
C. Cocky little SOB's
D. Arrogant as all helll.
E. All of the above, as a lawyer you must have multiple Personalities
As a lawyer you see an old lady stuck on the rail road tracks and a train is coming. Do you:
A. Run and save her
B. Call 911
C. Scream for help
D. Give her your business card, and tell her if she survies give me a call
Your defending OJ again for murder, there is a pair of bloody gloves again. Do you:
A. Move to have the evidence supressed, because that fact he was stupid for doing it twice
B. Play a video of Johhy C famous line "If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit"
C. You have a brief moment of being human and do nothing
D. Smash OJ's hands before trial sohis hands swell up and HIS gloves don't fit.
Your defending the mayor of Detroit, who has been called out on having an affair with his Chief of Staff. Your advice to the mayor
A. Go into hiding and never come out
B. Dude she's not even cute, W-T-F?
C. Lie, Lie, Lie tell them you were just kidding with those 14,000 text messages
D. Sell your sex tape online and have girls gone wild come to Detroit, and you(the lawyer) run the party. Tell the people of detroit it was part of George Bushed Stimulas plan.
E. It's Coach Rich R fault for leaving WV
Fran with this sample I gave you all should be good
#39
One more
Keith Warren just shot the new Typical world record. You advise him to:
A. Make sure to tag it.
B. Make a list of he was using, and what he thought about using.
C. Ask Him WB or DropAway
D. Tell him next time he shoots one to drag it away from the fence, before he takes pictures
Keith Warren just shot the new Typical world record. You advise him to:
A. Make sure to tag it.
B. Make a list of he was using, and what he thought about using.
C. Ask Him WB or DropAway
D. Tell him next time he shoots one to drag it away from the fence, before he takes pictures

#40
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
Tim, you're gonna have to be Germ's boyfriend while I'm gone. If I never come back, I guess you guys will have to get married. Maybe adopt Kyle or something...
Tim, you're gonna have to be Germ's boyfriend while I'm gone. If I never come back, I guess you guys will have to get married. Maybe adopt Kyle or something...



