JOKE (I thought we could use it)
01-10-2008, 01:16 PM
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JOKE (I thought we could use it)
*Disclaimer*
This joke is not a bowhunting joke so it may be in the wrong forum. It also mentions the tactics of baiting & rifle hunting from a tower blind. If any of these things offend you please exit the thread immediately.
It's probably been up here before at some point too, sorry if that is the case.
A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near
highway 481 in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold December morning.
Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the
shrub with a tailgate feeder.
The buck was magnificent......a once in a lifetime animal. His rack was huge....the hunter's hand shook as his mind was already counting the Boone and Crockett points.
Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his .300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.
As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime,
his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down
highway 481.
The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off
his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer.
His friend was stunned. 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching
thing I have ever seen you do. You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a passing funeral procession. You are indeed the kindest
man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend.'
The hunter shrugged. 'Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years.'
This joke is not a bowhunting joke so it may be in the wrong forum. It also mentions the tactics of baiting & rifle hunting from a tower blind. If any of these things offend you please exit the thread immediately.
It's probably been up here before at some point too, sorry if that is the case.
A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near
highway 481 in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold December morning.
Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the
shrub with a tailgate feeder.
The buck was magnificent......a once in a lifetime animal. His rack was huge....the hunter's hand shook as his mind was already counting the Boone and Crockett points.
Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his .300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.
As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime,
his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down
highway 481.
The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off
his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer.
His friend was stunned. 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching
thing I have ever seen you do. You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a passing funeral procession. You are indeed the kindest
man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend.'
The hunter shrugged. 'Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years.'
