Kinda funny
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Giant Nontypical
Joined: Feb 2003
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From: North Lima Ohio & Clarion Pa
I run up to Wally World at lunch to pick up some doe pee. Grab the last bottle of Golden Estrous with the wicks in the pack. I wander to the next isle, and then come back and here is this lady asking another man in the isle about some scent her husband asked her to pick up. He's showing her stuff shes like no, no thats not it, no not that one either.
Then he tells her you don't want a sexual attractant, the rut isn't for some-time yet. HUH?, now I butt in (cuz shes cute
) I say he may, be looking for this?? She says Yeah thats it! I say, sorry it's the last bottle. Than I proceed to tell the plump little guy that bucks are chasing hard right now..He said really?? I haven't been out yet. LOL (weekend warrior).
And no ..I don't give her the last bottle I said she's cute..but I'm happily married and she's no P&Y
Then he tells her you don't want a sexual attractant, the rut isn't for some-time yet. HUH?, now I butt in (cuz shes cute
) I say he may, be looking for this?? She says Yeah thats it! I say, sorry it's the last bottle. Than I proceed to tell the plump little guy that bucks are chasing hard right now..He said really?? I haven't been out yet. LOL (weekend warrior).And no ..I don't give her the last bottle I said she's cute..but I'm happily married and she's no P&Y

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ORIGINAL: GMMAT
I need to give props to her husband.
You are THE MAN if you can talk your wife into going to Wally World and picking up doe in estrous for you.
Kudos, mister!
I need to give props to her husband.
You are THE MAN if you can talk your wife into going to Wally World and picking up doe in estrous for you.
Kudos, mister!
#6
Joined: Oct 2007
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From: GA
Don't laugh, but there used to be a dude in our lease that bought tampons for himself. He used them as wicks for his doe-pee instead of buying the ones they sell specifically for the purpose. It was funny as hell watching him "load up" in the morning before heading out because he would always invariably forget them and have to go back to the camper to get some.
Cheers!
MadOtis
Cheers!
MadOtis
#7
Actually, a lot of guys use unscented tampons as wicks. And, if this woman is willing to go out and buy her hubby some doe pee (AND remember what type he wanted) she is probably pretty dedicated to the man!



....few more years? Or will she be going down hill.