I run up to Wally World at lunch to pick up some doe pee. Grab the last bottle of Golden Estrous with the wicks in the pack. I wander to the next isle, and then come back and here is this lady asking another man in the isle about some scent her husband asked her to pick up. He's showing her stuff shes like no, no thats not it, no not that one either.
Then he tells her you don't want a sexual attractant, the rut isn't for some-time yet. HUH?, now I butt in (cuz shes cute ) I say he may, be looking for this?? She says Yeah thats it! I say, sorry it's the last bottle. Than I proceed to tell the plump little guy that bucks are chasing hard right now..He said really?? I haven't been out yet. LOL (weekend warrior).

And no ..I don't give her the last bottle I said she's cute..but I'm happily married and she's no P&Y