RE: First Thing you think of when you wake up?
 

Coffee!

RE: First Thing you think of when you wake up?
 

"Should I go and get a cup of coffee??, or should I make the morning deposit first??" If I pick the later, the second thing I think may be.....
Here I sit broken hearted, thought I ****, but only farted...:D

RE: First Thing you think of when you wake up?
 

i throw in a pinch of grizz and turn on sportscenter

RE: First Thing you think of when you wake up?
 

First thing tomorrow is to crawl under the house and replace a drain pipe.[:@]

RE: First Thing you think of when you wake up?
 

Bingo.

RE: First Thing you think of when you wake up?
 

"Ohh man whats that smell....it smells so.......good!?". Realizing I slept with my fresh earth coverscent again and the wife is on the couch:D

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LOL

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I think oh yeah baby....feeling a little playful this morning are ya? Ooo that feels nice...But Who's downstairs making coffee? WHAT THE #*^$ WHY IS THIS DOG IN THE BED AGAIN?

RE: First Thing you think of when you wake up?
 

wipe

RE: First Thing you think of when you wake up?
 

Heckfooling around with the old lady is the last thing on my mind when i wake up.
The only thing i`m thinking about is making a pitstop by the bathroom and getting to to coffee pot as soon as possible.

Hell sometimes i think i turned against sex thats why i got married[&:].