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This is just about as good as the used tampon thread......Good grief....

I try to hold it as long as possible, I just know the second I let it go I will hear a deer snort and run off. Maybe if I can practice my pitch I can atleast make it sound like a fawn bleat.

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I just tried practicing.....sounded a little deep and squishy. Think I have to do some squats the firm up the reeds.

If farting were a problem while deer hunting, I'd have to quit. Hunting that is.

Is this b/c I posted the thing about the fat guy cuttin' muffins?

You know what, I'll admit it, I just let it go. The intestinal discomfort isn't worth it, and I've got leftovers I can re-heat.

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I understand the concept. But you canttell me that some guy is gonna go to deer camp, drink beer and eat spicy chili all night, and then be able to hold it in all day. Even if they try their hardest, they're going home with skid marks in their drawers. Now there's a scent attractant!