You might be addicted to bowhunting.....
 

If you've ever gotten up at 4:30 to go hunting......jumped in the shower.....put your REGULAR shampoo in your hand to wash your hair (in lieu of your scent away soap).....realized your mistake......and shook it out of your hand as though it were molten lava......

........You "might" be addicted to bowhunting.

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...If you go home from work kiss your wife arse and do the dishes and clean the house so she doesnt get mad at you for wanting to get away for a while....


You might be addicted to bowhunting if.....(lets keep this going)

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If you give your online buddies a nickname........;)

You might be addicted to bowhunting if........

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You sit in a tree in the pouring rain with lightning hitting all around you.

You might be addicted to bowhunting if.....

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you give your online buddies a nickname........;)

You might be addicted to bowhunting if........


SOB hit cntrl v. SMACK@me

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Things that I've done in the past week:

If you go into work bleary eyed on 4 hours of sleep because you were watching the Primos DVD for the 20th time until 1 am, you might be addicted to bowhunting!

If every animal you see, wild or domestic, your eyes automatically focus on the sweet spot just behind the shoulder, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

If you curse the weather man out loud any time the temp is over 65, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

If your wife has complained that there is a worn outpath in the lawn between the deck and the target, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

If you move meetings to differentlocations at work to avoid walking through the area of the plant that makes your hair stink while making up some lame excuse to justify moving the meeting to your co-workers, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

If you can sit perfectly still and watch 5 mosquitos biting the back of your hand at the same time and not move because it's "prime time", you might be addicted to bowhunting.

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You know I read this again and it hit me...........you sure it was shampoo?:D

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You go to work and this is the first thing you do after turning on the Outdoor Channle and are surrounded by nothing but picctures of all the bows that are tacked to your cubicle walls, and your online hunting buddies name you Peanut,:D

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if you spend more on hunting then you do on a truck a year.

you might be addicted to bowhunting if

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Darn near fell out of my chair laughing at this one!

You might be addicted to bowhunting if you can rationalize spending thousands of dollars on hunting equipment but can't fathom why you NEED that $100 economic textbook.

You might be addicted to bowhunting if....

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If you can find a drop of blood on the ground in complete darkness with a small flashlight, yet can’t find your remote control in your living room…..you might be addicted to bow hunting.

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if you have a copy of Bill Heavey's "Stalk Therapy" article pinned up by your desk (anyone who read this months F&S should remember this one )

You might be addicted to bowhunting if...

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If your dream of retirement is being 20 feet in the air not moving and almost having a hart atack when that buck comes in.;)

You might me addicted to bowhunting if

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If you are on the verge of driving off the road everytime you get behind the wheel from the constant glassing of every field and yard you pass.

You are addictied to bowhunting if ......

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you're in class right now but still posting:D

You migh be addicted to bowhunting if...

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You migh be addicted to bowhunting if you practice from a treestand in your backyard, but make your wife move the target around to different places to make yourself guess yardages and angles. Oh yea and retrieve the arrows.

She doesn't smile while doing this but none the less she does do it!

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If you pick up deer sh*t to check if it is soft and warm.

You might be addicted to bowhunting if......

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If you can gut a deer with no problem, but you gag when you change your baby's diaper.

You might be addicted to bowhunting if......

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You call in sick three days in a row fromyour treestand.

You migh be addicted to bowhunting if...

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You avoid hair products on days you will hunt after work.

You place the baby downwind when she needs changed..but make sure the thermals will still carry the smell to "mom".

You get an email about your nieces birthday party this weekend and ask why can't it be from 11:00am-2:00 pm instead of primetime?

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Not an issue for me:D

You sit in a meeting on HNI bowhunting forum reading allthe post, and you do not even realize they are addressing you in the meeting.

You migh be addicted to bowhunting if...

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If you put off cutting the grass untill it becomes knee highbecause its to hot[:'(].

But your more than willing to suffer through 90+ degree weathers just so you can get out thereand can cut threw the thickest stuff around so you will have a good shooting lane;).

You might be addicted to bowhunting!

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If your ash tray is full of Field Points, and you truck smells like Dirt..

You migh be addicted to bowhunting if...

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You miss a family Thanksgiving dinner with relatives you havent seen for years because its too perfect to climb down.

You migh be addicted to bowhunting if...

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You may be addicted to bow hunting if........
You buy a 3 pack of fresh earth scent wafers just to hang in your vehicle so you insure you have good scent driving to your spot after a scent free shower!!:)

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Been there.

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If, the day before season, you spend all night in bed, awake, day dreaming about the hunt, you might be addicted to bowhunting!!

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If HNI is your homepage, you might be addicted to bowhunting!

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When your wife gives you a peek of the sexy little Victoria's Secret number she picked up to wear next weekend while the kids are at Grandma's and all you can say is "You will have to put it on after I get back from my afternoon hunt."

You might be addicted to bowhunting if....................

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This thread is useless without pics!! ;)

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I've always wondered if I was the only one.:D

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If you have no vacation time left at the holidays because you used it all for the rut!!!!

You might be addicted to bowhunting if.......

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Believe me, they wouldn't be appropriate for this site.;)

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You might be addicted to bowhunting if you sleep in your camo for two weeks every night before season.

If you longingly gaze at pictures of yourself with deer taken in the past...

If you thought your divorce wasn't "so bad" because you got to be out in a stand alot more that season.

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You might be addicted to bow hunting if you are always washing dirt off your truck but once you get a lil blood on it your in no hurry to wash it off

You might be addicted to bow hunting if you are able to sneak to within 30yds of a deer but are unable to get a midnite snack out of the fridge without waking the whole house up.

You might be addicted to bow hunting if you are able to navigate your way threw the thickest bush to your tree stand without gettin lost but you still get lost drivin home.

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If you get busted watching Primos videos naked...

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if you can hardly focus on work every single day starting in august

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if you've lost more than 1 job because you spend more time in the woods than at work, you might be addicted to bowhunting.
If you've ever gone "job hunting" from a tree stand, you might be addicted to bowhunting.
If your bow is worth more than your wifes car, you might be addicted to bowhunting.
If the most expensive suit you own has a camo pattern and carbon lining, you might be addicted to bowhunting.

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LOL!

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You cause a traffic jam because you come to a deadstop on the highway so you canglass that deer in the field to checkfor antlers.