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HECK with the SITE..i have e-mail ;):D

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Wait he is on our team I get them first ;)

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If you openly admit to being addicted to bow hunting, but dont ask for any help :)

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you have your favorite deer call hannging from your review mirror and your arrows on your back dash

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We don't mind :D

If you tell your fiance you can't get married until December or before Oct 31st because of the rut

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You might be addicted to bowhunting if....you've re-read the same hunting magazine a dozen times, trying to squeeze every bit of useful information out of it, but neglect to read the text(s) you're required to read for class(es)

You might be addicted to bowhunting if....(c'mon guys, keep this one going!)

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[/align]If you have ever stepped in dog poop on purpose,because you thought it might make a good cover scent. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I thought " my feet stay below my hands as I climb up into the stand. It will be fine" Yeah....... I pretty much had to climb back down after the hunt , didn't I . Where do you suppose my hands were then? I threw my gloves away.

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if you keep your towels under the sink so the linen closethas roomfor 300hunting mags.



you might be addicted to bowhunting if......

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you might be addicted to bowhunting if... you can sit in a stand for hours but can sit and watch you wifes soaps for five minutes


You might be addicted to bowhunting if

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you would rather buy your girlfriend a bow than the promise ring she keeps asking for (I figured by now I should just wait and get her the engagement ring since we'll both be out of school in a couple years and it's already an unofficial thing anyway)

You might be addicted to bowhunting if...

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If you had to buy an engagement ring in order to not catch hell for buying a new bow.

If you have thousands of deer pictures and can't find more than five of your family.

The only time you fold close is to put them in a scent free bag.

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I think I may have to do that one when the time comes for a new bow in a couple years.

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If you have your hunting clothes for the next morning's hunt sitting in a bag on the couch IN YOUR LIVING ROOM because that's where you get dressed.

If you carefully look over every place you've EVER seen a deer from the road even if it's been 10 years since you saw one there.

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Did I pick you up hitchiking? That sounds like my Truck! But it's Fresh Earth Scent. I keep my truck clean;)

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I was kinda thinking the same thing, except I like a light pine scent :D

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You sit in a tree in -20 degree weather with a 40 mph wind out of the north and have a deer walk into range and you are too cold too pick up yer bow and shoot it.

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if you pay someone to reshigle your roof o you can go bow hunting

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if the last post you made was posted while you were nekked because you just got out of the shower and had to see what your buds on HNI were up to

You might be addicted to bowhunting if...

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...if you hit a deer in the road because you were trying to count the points on the buck that crossed ahead of it.

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These are the ones I put on other sights, There may be a few already here but this is the first time I have visited in awhile and noticed the same name thread as what I used to post on other sights. So it shows there are a lot of people out there with an addiction.:D
Your night lights are the deer eyes in your mounts
Your clothes hangers are bent arrows
When you talk about your honeymoon its vague, We had a good time seen some sights, when you talk about your hunting trip its in detail. Best time of your life, what time you woke up, ate, got to the tree stand, how many deer you seen, who you went with, the weather conditions etc etc etc, Honeymoon conversation over in 15 minutes, hunting trip still talking about it.
When you can't make it through the day without hearing the words Buck, Arrow,or bow at least once.
When your wife is trying to get your attention and says Dear, you quickly grab bow and binos.
You put on a safety harness to change the light bulb.
You have a camo tent over your bed.
You have winches hooked to every vehicle including your kids tricycle.
Your vehicle horn is an elk call.
Your new set of glasses comes with range finder built in.
You can only sit at one half of your dining table because the other half has 6 bitzenburger fletching jigs mounted to it.
You put a tree stand on the chimney for practice.
You shoot the Christmas deer decorations.
Your kid warns Santa not to land on your roof.
Your broken arrows are now pens and hangers.
You have to blow your deer rut call before going to bed with your wife.
You completely understand 305fps@70#29DL350G.and consider it a complete sentence but you can’t understand the instructions on hooking up the dvd to the tv.
When you get a ticket for speeding 45 in a 25 MPH and you ask him how many fps is that?
Your bathroom towel rack is a 12 point Buck.
Your relatives come to visit and ask if you’re a taxidermy.
Your house looks like a wildlife museum.
You strategically move the furniture so to see every thing out the windows, no matter how bad it looks inside.
You have a tree stand in your Christmas tree.
All you kitchen knives have been mounted into stag horns.
You don’t know many of your neighbors very well but the local Archery shop knows your life history and you’re on a first name basis.
You have a hard time getting out of bed at 6 am to go to work but you’re already in a tree stand at 3am when hunting.
You complain about the weather getting colder than 65 degrees but pray for it to be below 30 during hunting season
Archery supplies, is considered household expenses.
You spend more on those supplies than you do regular clothes.
You get married in the off season so not to mess up and have to do an anniversary thing during season.
You plan all your kids births in the off season for same reason.
You only marry a girl whos birthday falls in the off season.
You only marry a woman that can shoot a bow and likes hunting.

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Oh you know itwhen you head off for a week away and you leave the wife with a 3 day old baby and a mild case of post partem depression and then have the nerve to call her all excited about the deer you shot. I would have been OK if I had asked how the baby was first. This is the only place I could ever tell that story where people might understand..
Still in trouble over that one 14 years later but we are still married.

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I got to page 2 and saw this one... you win.

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If you are willing to take your three daughters and wife shopping to have an excuse to check out the new camo patterns.

When your daughters show you their new camo jeans you think "Those would be good for hunting!"
Not that I would wear them of course.

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if...
-you chew gum that tastes like pine cones,
-you use arm and hammer solid deodorant on orifices other than your pits,
-you break wind at the end of the evening, powerful enough to shake a small tree, because you've been holding them in all day so as not to spook the deer,
-all the hair on your forearms is gone, because thats where you test your broad-heads,
-you thread the tarsal glands from your buddies buck to your boot laces,
-you've got enough home brew scent killer to de-odorize Rosie O'Donnell's vaginosis for a month,
-you wonder if Rosie's said hideous condition might actually attract a buck????[:'(]

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You purposely barf up pop tarts before school so that you can go hunt the rut

You might be addicted to bowhunting if....

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....your wife says that "your ears actually perk up, like a dogs,"(actual statement) when a conversation across the room starts up about hunting. But you have to be physically jolted to hear her at less than 2 yrds.

....you get more excited about hunting than the family vacation. (actual statement)

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Quote: "You purposely barf up pop tarts before school so that you can go hunt the rut "

You got me on that one Greenboy, that was great!!!!

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So so so so true....

..you purposely step in every pile of cow manure you find on your way to hunt, looking for and especially enjoying the freshest ones.
.. you wife gives you an itemized list of what you spend on hunting before the season opens and its more than you spent on her car.
...you build a lodge so you you don't have to be away from the family while your hunting and get more days in the stand.

...you tell the inlaws that every holiday will now be celebrated at your lodge so you can hunt instead of being out of town at the inlaws wishing you were in the treestand.

...you marry a woman who father hunted so she understands your addiction.

you might be addicted to bowhunting if...

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