One more, you might be addicted to bowhunting if..... your alarm clock sounds like rattling antlers.

Here are a couple more I know some of you are guilty of.



All your writing tools are made out of broken arrow shafts.
When your talking about speed it is fps not horsepower.
You understand what fps is.
You complain about spending more than 20 dollars on a pair of dress pants but willingly spend over a hundred on camo clothing.
When Archery equipment is considered a household living expense.
When you garage sounds like a local zoo because your practicing all your calls for the upcoming season.
When you can tell how many points a deer is by looking at it but you can’t balance your check book.
When you paint the decoys yearly but you haven’t painted your house in 10yrs.

That definitely made me laugh. I would have to say that I joke with my wife all the time about these two:

"You get married in the off season so you don’t have the anniversary during the season. "

and

"You make sure that your kids are born in the off season for the same reason above."

If you put ona cover scentbefore a date

I agree!

Is this addicted? My daughters birthday is Oct. 4, bow season opens Oct 1. I told my daughter (Haleigh) that for her birthday I would let her go hunting with me and told her how fun it is. Moms P.O-d but NOW Haleigh really wants to go and even crys when mom tells her that Im not taking her hunting for her birthday. Alot of effort put into one evening of hunting when theres still about 3 months to go.

I would say its being addicted, But I would also say its being in trouble. And to be totally honest, I'm glad its you and not me. I think your going to have a few memorable nights to come until after your daughters birthday.