I would of told it to take a shower, its scaring all the deer with it stink.

Pleeeeaaasssseee. You guys need to quit smoking that stuff. It's gonna stunt your growth. If you are actually experiencing this in the woods or anywhere, you probably have a spiritual problem. You need to pray.

LT

I was hunting one time near a construction site and when quitting time came for the workers one of the obviously couldn't wait. He stopped his truck and ran out towards the trees. When he dropped his pants to take a dump 15 yards away from me I guarantee you I smelled something worse than rotten meat!!!![:'(][:'(][:'(]

No seriously, I have seen it myself. He was walking his black panther while they where trying to track down the elusive double drop tine 20 point.