How'd I ever guess, it's the first line a theif uses [8D]

wow 9 pages on this thread my dog is brown i'm how. co. md

Keep it going...

I got to work this morning and it was missing, damned theives!

just talked to him, that wasn't him either.

Darn...I figured as much when I woke up and still had to come to work, yep it was still there. Damned theives cant even steal a 3 story building the right way....

I've had a pair of scissors and a red pen stolen from my desk. Wonder if it's the same guy?

would you like me to ask him?

Ask him if he is the guy who stole my cooler out of the back of my truck at walmart yesterday

Yes,I really need those scissors. My company ony gives us 1 pair per person and if we loose them they hit us with rulers.