This is worse than the "tampon" thread.

A new "low".

Dave,
If I'd known the pen was red, I would have left it there. Whouses a red pen anyway? I can't even read red writing.

FOX NEWS just did a breaking story, someone stole it!

I use a red pen to create my elaborate plans on how to steal something. That way color blind people can't read them.

You shoulda left it on a green or brown background.

Hey, anyone need some scissors?

LC,
How did you aquire these scissors? After all, your not addicted, so your not the thief!

I'll trade you a tire off of a Dodge Dakota....recently acquired from a secret location in Baltimore...for the scissors?

WTF, are you gonna spill the beans or what? Total chick thing to give part of the story!

Steal their rulers... problem solved. They probably stole your scissors just so they could hit you with their rulers!!

Tim

I didn't think of that. I do need to do that. I just "acquired" 2 hairless cats that I found outside an apartment near Hunt Valley. You'll have to protect your bow though if it has moleskin on it. The one likes to eat it.