REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
12-16-2002 | 11:44 AM
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Boone & Crockett
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From: Fredericksburg Virginia USA
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
The Tazman aka Martin Price
Founder and President of
Virginia Disabled Outdoorsmen Club
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
The Tazman aka Martin Price
Founder and President of
Virginia Disabled Outdoorsmen Club
12-16-2002 | 02:07 PM
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From: Afton IA USA
RE: REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
If that's true, Rudolf must have forget her compact! Or he's got some serious issues to deal with! Couldn't have been blondes though. My wife's a blonde and she gets lost walking through the back 40!
KEEP IT LEGAL. KEEP IT SAFE. OR WE MAY NOT GET TO KEEP IT AT ALL.
KEEP IT LEGAL. KEEP IT SAFE. OR WE MAY NOT GET TO KEEP IT AT ALL.
