I am not a hunter, I am an animal population control specialist.

There's a place for all God's creatures... right beside the biscuits and gravy!

Love that one.

I don't just hunt, I bring food to the table

While out in Wyoming I seen a shirt that had a picture of an antelope & the caption read: " the original fast food".

Another: If it's brown it's down, flies it dies, or crawls it's sprawled.

10% of the hunters kill 90% of the deer