Ha ha lol! Make 'em sound like a true talker, that'd be a winner!

What man (or woman) could hold onto a fart? Its pretty impossible.[8D]

I HOPE THAT WAS A JOKE QUESTION LOL.........

Absolutely do NOT pass gas on stand. Bring a couple rolls of duct tape with you.

sure do wow i had to pick myself off the floor

Once I farted in the stand and a few minutes later a nice buck walked by and I shot it. Several times since then I have killed deer after farting. So I fart every chance I get.

However, at all cost, definitely avoid the dreaded shart.

my friend took a pi ss 2 weeks ago out of his tree stand, and shot his first deer 30 minutes later.

I am a firm believer in holding it in at all costs, unless of course your hunting buddy is sitting next to you. In this case, you almost feel obligated to share it.

ok im kiddin...i dont ever hold it cuz it dont matter. this has to be the weirdest post i have seen on here since joining tho.

More room out than in, so Let-R-Rip Tator Chip

One morning, after a big dinner the night before that includedbroccoli and boiled eggs,I was dozing in my pop up blind. The urge to pass gas came over me while in my drowsy state and before I knew it I had woke myself up and gagged myself at the same time. I wasn't sure what had happened at first but I must have been a sight with my head sticking out the window of the blind gasping for air.