So here's the deal. I'm on my way to my hunting spot and I woke up late in the first place. I didn't have time to take my morning constitutional. Just before I get there things begin to stir and I have to go. There was a new house underconstruction just a few doors down. So I pull in the drive way, hop out, and into the porta john. Had to keep the door open in order to see. Wouldn't you know it. A delivery truck shows up and I'm blocking the driveway. I quickly finish and coming running out and jump into my car laughing my a$$ off. My friend is laughing louder then me. I bet those delivery guys were peeing themselves. It must have been the first time they've ever seen a guy in full camo come running out of a johnny on the spot then hop into a mercedes sedan and take off.

That probably was a sight...

I hope you didn't wear your camo into that outhouse! That's not good scent control practice! LOL.

I did make sure I wasn't trailing tp on my sneakers as I was fleeing away.

I just pissed myself

Yeah, atleast it was a 4x4 mercedes sedan right?

You mean your woods doesn't have one like that realtree (I think) commercial has in it. I don't even want to think about that site.

LMAOROTF!!!!! I think I just pissed my self also, thats to funny.

First time I've ever heard of a Mercedes sedan going to the field....

He had his camo on in the john, but it was ok, he wears scent-loc.