So here's the deal. I'm on my way to my hunting spot and I woke up late in the first place. I didn't have time to take my morning constitutional. Just before I get there things begin to stir and I have to go. There was a new house underconstruction just a few doors down. So I pull in the drive way, hop out, and into the porta john. Had to keep the door open in order to see. Wouldn't you know it. A delivery truck shows up and I'm blocking the driveway. I quickly finish and coming running out and jump into my car laughing my a$$ off. My friend is laughing louder then me. I bet those delivery guys were peeing themselves. It must have been the first time they've ever seen a guy in full camo come running out of a johnny on the spot then hop into a mercedes sedan and take off.