LOL, good one

Back when Pennsylvania rifle season was an buck as long as the spike was three inches or longer, you would always here this comment. " I counted 7 points on him". Then you ask him " so you got one"? They say no, ran off before I could get a shot at him. Question to him. How can you miss him if you have thetime to count the points? That really ticked me off.

How many of you know of a guy who's arrows are always deflected by branches when it was going to hit the deer in the vitals????

"anything shot with a bow is a trophy"


Perhaps if you are handicapped, a toddler, or elderly...but for any other well human being, shooting "anything" is not a trophy. Getting "any" place in a race or contest does not result in a trophy and shooting "any" deer doesn't either....and don't kid yourself, if you shoot a dink, immature, inexperienced, and clueless baby buck and someone says "hey, great buck, that's a nice trophy!".......they really feel sorry for you and are just trying to make you feel better and perhaps themselves as well because they shot a dink as well.

That saying is perfectly valid... You just gotta adjust your level of equipment technology to make it so.

Too easy with a compound? Get a recurve or longbow.
Too easy with a treestand? Plop your buns on the ground.
Too easy with feeders/food plots/scent bombs? Don't use 'em!

If you find it so easy to kill with the gearyou use that you can't consider everything you take with a bow to be a trophy, it's your own dang fault.

That's my rant on 'worst phrase by hunters.' [8D]

Well I have to say Im one who says harvest. Lets face it were all killers. I say harvest to make it sound better to the antis. I dont like to give them anymore fuel for their fire. But sticking to the point here. Basket rack, hmmmm Ive never seen a deer with a basket on his head. also 4x4 or 5x5, just cant stand that. Next one well I was driving down the road and there was a monster deer in such and suchs field. Yeah stickers and kickers gets old as well...

That person who always comes back to the lodge excited they shot a deer and says, "I hit it but don't know how good." or" I hit it a little far back." They should just come out and say they made a poor shot.

-"There he is, shoot him!"
-"Where?"
Boom
-"Right there"

How bout.

" No, my wife said I could go I just don't feel like it today."

Come on who doesn't feel like hunting just admit you don't where the pants in the family

This is the worst pharse I have ever heard and or friends at ESPN air it every time before any of their hunting shows they air.
"This show contains impact shots, view discreation is advised" or
I mean what the f***. Of course you are actually going to see something die if you are watching a hunting show and it will bleed and you will see an arrow sticking out of it or a bullet hole get over it. The only reason they don't show the cow you're eating getting killed is the fact it is far more ugly.