hey bud i have been told i can make a real good roommate in college how bout it

God does work in mysterious ways.

She's not a really a really hot younger aunt by any chance?
If she is, do you need an uncle?

Sounds like you hit the jackpot.

What is her address and does she need a "garden boy?"

You could take the $$$$$ and invest it. Pay for college though loans and still make $$$$$. Then you would be set better for life..Young man, please look for the future not today. God has blessed you think before you jump..

God, you tellI'm old.