Best Face Mask Yet
#1
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From: Piedmont OK USA
How many of you have always tried the latest and greatest things in camo facial covering only to discover you have been duped again? Its not any better.
We started with Army Surplus camo paint. Then came the beekeeper hats and mosquito netting. Later came all types of things including better more expensive face paint, spandoflex and other face coverings.
I recently took a page out of a crimminals handbook and adapted it to bow hunting. What is it and how much does it cost? Sit down everyone cause you will say, "why didn't I think of that?" The newest thing is simple and makes use of something you already have. Okay are you ready yet? Got your attention?
I discovered that the best face covering yet is an old pair of the wife's pantyhose. That's right. After she hangs her rings on them and causes the dreaded runner in they go to the trash. Usually after a good wearing. Take them out. Insert your face into one leg. Cut out holes for eyes, nose, mouth, and kisser button. If you fail in the hole cutting you already have a spare mask.
<ul>[*]Saves the environment[*]Inexpensive and uses something you would have thrown away[*]terribly effective and also serves as a mosquito net[*]useful in case you want to start another career[*]if the deer spots you he will be laughing too hard to run away[*]If the wife leaked during the estrus cycle the mask also becomes a buck attractant (please note you may want to maintain a constant 360 degree swivel of the head to prevent unpleasant consequences if this occurs)[*]lastly the wife will likely be honored to know you will constantly remember her while wearing it and she is helping YOU put food on her table.[/list]
See! Why did we not think of this sooner? It is the best inspiration I have seen in my many readings of this board.
For those of you who do not have a wife or significant other just ask the neighbor's wife for a pair! The girl next door! OR rummage through the neighbor's trash until you find a pair!
If you are too proud for this maybe some of us could help you in this endeavor. After all we are all after the same thing.
Sooner
"Size isn't important, but it HELPS!!!"
We started with Army Surplus camo paint. Then came the beekeeper hats and mosquito netting. Later came all types of things including better more expensive face paint, spandoflex and other face coverings.
I recently took a page out of a crimminals handbook and adapted it to bow hunting. What is it and how much does it cost? Sit down everyone cause you will say, "why didn't I think of that?" The newest thing is simple and makes use of something you already have. Okay are you ready yet? Got your attention?
I discovered that the best face covering yet is an old pair of the wife's pantyhose. That's right. After she hangs her rings on them and causes the dreaded runner in they go to the trash. Usually after a good wearing. Take them out. Insert your face into one leg. Cut out holes for eyes, nose, mouth, and kisser button. If you fail in the hole cutting you already have a spare mask.
<ul>[*]Saves the environment[*]Inexpensive and uses something you would have thrown away[*]terribly effective and also serves as a mosquito net[*]useful in case you want to start another career[*]if the deer spots you he will be laughing too hard to run away[*]If the wife leaked during the estrus cycle the mask also becomes a buck attractant (please note you may want to maintain a constant 360 degree swivel of the head to prevent unpleasant consequences if this occurs)[*]lastly the wife will likely be honored to know you will constantly remember her while wearing it and she is helping YOU put food on her table.[/list]
See! Why did we not think of this sooner? It is the best inspiration I have seen in my many readings of this board.
For those of you who do not have a wife or significant other just ask the neighbor's wife for a pair! The girl next door! OR rummage through the neighbor's trash until you find a pair!
If you are too proud for this maybe some of us could help you in this endeavor. After all we are all after the same thing.
Sooner

"Size isn't important, but it HELPS!!!"
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From: Piedmont OK USA
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Not yet! I am supposed to talk with the boys over at realtree on November 1. After this deal is consumated I believe mossy oak, sticks and limbs, sticks and stones and maybe predator will come shortly thereafter. Wheweee! I got it made.
"Size isn't important, but it HELPS!!!"
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Not yet! I am supposed to talk with the boys over at realtree on November 1. After this deal is consumated I believe mossy oak, sticks and limbs, sticks and stones and maybe predator will come shortly thereafter. Wheweee! I got it made.
"Size isn't important, but it HELPS!!!"
#4
Joined: Feb 2003
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From: , IL USA
Thanks Sooner!
The board really needed (I really needed) this after the last couple of days of flames.
Made my day!
Hey - perhaps you and Lady Forge could pair up and start a new venture...
What should it be called????
"It's not the kill, it's the adventure and challenge! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>"
The board really needed (I really needed) this after the last couple of days of flames.
Made my day!
Hey - perhaps you and Lady Forge could pair up and start a new venture...
What should it be called????
"It's not the kill, it's the adventure and challenge! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>"




