When your wife cooks beef for dinner and the kids complain that this deer meat tastes funny!

(yes, it really happened!)

any body else going bow hunting goose and ducks on x-mas day

When you ask your wife to wear tinks , instead of chanell

Or when most of the posts on this thread apply to you pesonaly

its illegal to use bow for waterfowlhere in wisconsin, but i get til jan 3rd for deer, then spring for fish.

When you skip class to get to your stand early, and skip class to stay in the stand late.

When you don't go home for thanksgiving, christmas, or new years because its pre-rut, rut, and post-rut.

When the season is over you bait for deer in the front yard and shoot them with blunt tips.

When your girlfriend wants to come hunting with you, "it's the only way she can spend time with you on the weekends."

"When the season is over you bait for deer in the front yard and shoot them with blunt tips."


Are you stupid or something?

...your bow cost more than your car

Are you stupid or something?


--being addicted to bowhunting makes you do stupid things

when you voluntarily take a layoff for 2-3 months from work just so you can hunt....Thank God for unemployment!!!

...your car gas bill per week is more than your house gas bill (winter heating) per month