When you sell your house, quit your job, and move from Michigan to Iowa to hunt full-time!

When you keep 2 releases strapped your shifter on your car or truck and 3 broken arrows from the years bow kills on your back dash.

... you find yourself flossing with Zebra String

... the neighbors keep telling you they're not real so please stop talking their x-mas reindeer

... you callto complain because your favorite bow shop was closed due to the owner's death

When you can say you've done 90% of the stuff already written.

you're addicted to huntin' when you leave your husband in the hospital when he thinks he's having a heart attack..........sad but true.....in my defense he told me to leave after the first two sets of results came back negative....i fought him tooth and nail but i finally gave in...i still feel bad about going and realized that i am most definitely addicted and should probably seek some help.

when you hang scent drippers and wicks on your christmas tree, instead of orniments

the first thing you do after class lets out is put on a safety belt and check the wind

When its just before season and you are putting the kids in the back seat of the truck and the 3 yr old starts crying, "I dont want to go look for deer".

Your Christmas tree has a rub on it........facing away from the kitchen.

You have your blind set in the hallway between the kitchen and the bedroom..............

Of course...on the downwind side of the hall.......where else?

when your girlfriends leave you this time of year. sorry ...i was hunting befor i met ya, and il be hunting when you leave

and your sad to see blaze orange