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RE: Cops vs Hunters
Great jokes. I like the one about the ducks the best.
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A novice hunter decides to go bear hunting. His first day out he sees a nice black bear and shoots it. Suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder, and a large brown bear is standing there. "you just shot my friend." he says. " You get 2 choices. I either kill you, or bugger you up the back side." Not wanting to die the hunter elects to go for the second choice.
The next season the hunter decides to go hunting for bears again.This time he sees a brown bear that looks familiar and shoots it. Again there is a tap on his shoulder. This time there is a grizzly standing there. "You shot my friend" says the bear. "You have 2 choices. I either kill you, or I bugger you up the back side." Again, not wanting to die the hunter chooses the second option. The next year the hunter goes to the same spot, and shoots a grizzly bear that looks familiar. Again there is a tap on his shoulder, and a polar bear is standing there. "You're not really here for the hunting, are you?" he asks. |
RE: Cops vs Hunters
They are some good ones guys. Thanks for the laughs.
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I just laughed so hard at my desk that people from the office came over to see what I was laughing at. That is no laughing matter.
Great jokes. Tom |
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A couple of successful hunters decide to have a road soda before heading home from camp. Soon they see blue lightsbehind them. The driver says," quick, take the label off the bottle and stick it on your forehead." The cop pokes his head in the window and sees the two with beer labels on their foreheads. He says,"have you boys been drinkin?" The driver replies,"nope, we're on the patch!"
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ORIGINAL: manuman A man and his wife were arguing over how much time he spends deer hunting. He talks to a friend about it, and his friend suggests he get her involved to take away the tension. So, he takes his advice and gets her a gun, treestand, etc. ,and teaches her how to shoot. The big day camw when they were to go out for the first time. The husband decided to let his wife sit by herself, and he took her to the designated spot, walked away and only got about 4oo yards away when==BANG! He rushed back all excited, yet a little confused when he heard, "Yes ma'am it's your deer! If you put the gun down, I'll get my saddle off, and you can have it!" |
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Atsa chuckler
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OMG im laughing so hard im crying Zak, and illiniosthose are hilarious
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The hunting camp welcomed in the newbie with the usual tradition of poker, beer, wild turkey, chile and cigars on the first night of camp. The next morning they all head out for the hunt. After being out for awhile the newbie begins to feel the affects of the previous night, so he props himself up against a tree and drops his drawers to do his business. The newbie passes out in this position. The other hunters return to camp with their kill and soon began to worry about the new guy. They search the woods and find the newbie propped up against the tree passed out. Seeing that he is ok, one of the hunters places a pile of guts from their kill under the newbie and sneek back to camp. A little while later the newbie comes waddling back into camp with the most perplexed look upon his face. The other hunters ask him if he is OK. The newbie replies that he thinks he crapped his guts out. The hunters ask him if there is anything that they can do for him. He say no. "With the grace of God and asmall stickI managed to cram the back in!!"
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i dont care who u are that funny right there,,,great jokes yall,,always looking for a good laugh,,which yall provided,,well done,,and good hunting;)
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