I must admit, my dog Murphy is pretty handy with a bow, but the fish are mine.
He's just standing guard in case pirates attempt to pillage my bounty.
I hear from the grapevine they've been seen in these here parts.


'naner-boy' eh?
Well, I guess if I've got to be known for something, it might as well be my bannana.

Attn. moderator...attn. moderator...
See the previous off color comment please!!!

Hey, Christine keeps calling me names.
I'm just goin' with the flow.

Besides....yellow is a color.

Hey, dont' look at me. I just work here.

You know, even on my cell phone I have you listed as 'Banana-boy'.
So Saturday morning my cell phone read "3 missed calls from Banana-boy" heh heh heh

Are we going bowfishing this weekend? Bowfishing or dove hunting...... hmmm...

Mid 80s, humid, lite winds, no banannas, .......goin out tomorrow and sat!

Did you go out on Monday Ed?

We went out on Saturday. Started around 5am. The generator ran just spiffy. (it's almost as much fun getting weird looks from the people trying to sleep in their boats as it is shooting at the fish. The generator doesn't wake them... it's the 2000watts of lights.. heh heh heh)

Anyhow, the river was very murky so we didn't really get a lot of shots. Plus we had Bulzeye with us and I think he's bad luck. Kind of like everything is Jeremy's fault.

I did ka-bob a big buff, but Jim threw it back in a fit of jealousy. Bulzeye didn't want any carp slime on him so kept bouncing his arrows of the fish's heads.

The gar were out, we saw several. Some nice sized ones too.

On the upside. I was able to take some hostages.....


Bulzeye, If you ever want to see them again, meet us down at Shelbyville. (or give me your address... heh heh heh)

.....Oh, and we went dove hunting on Sunday.

Me and my new shotgun.

Woman, you are a sick one.

I WAS going to say thanks for taking me out, but now that my crew is being held at knife point by your band of ruffians, I'm not sure that I should give you the satisfaction.

First, let's get the story straight...there was no bouncing of arrows on my part. (although they did look slimey)
They were 2 good hits and the fish were on my arrow for several seconds. The fish just chose to sacrifice themselves by fighting their way off the arrow rather than being hauled aboard. I salute their courage.


My crew has wisely taken a different approach...
Upon discovering they had been left alone behind enemy territory, they simply surrendered and told all they knew.
Thus living by the old adage of "live to pour coffee another day".
My informants tell me they are planning an escape as we speak.

GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS ??!!!
Do you think I'm crazy? You'll have my entire kitchen in chains.

At least you didn't steal my bow...since you already have a boat anchor.

By the way, nice gun and doves.

Went out monday...still murky, and the wind was bad! Didnt even get a shot off.
Come to think of it.....I have one of bulzeyes sunglass cord thing you use to keep em on your head..whatever they call it!
Whered you get the doves?