Woman, you are a sick one.

I WAS going to say thanks for taking me out, but now that my crew is being held at knife point by your band of ruffians, I'm not sure that I should give you the satisfaction.

First, let's get the story straight...there was no bouncing of arrows on my part. (although they did look slimey)
They were 2 good hits and the fish were on my arrow for several seconds. The fish just chose to sacrifice themselves by fighting their way off the arrow rather than being hauled aboard. I salute their courage.


My crew has wisely taken a different approach...
Upon discovering they had been left alone behind enemy territory, they simply surrendered and told all they knew.
Thus living by the old adage of "live to pour coffee another day".
My informants tell me they are planning an escape as we speak.

GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS ??!!!
Do you think I'm crazy? You'll have my entire kitchen in chains.

At least you didn't steal my bow...since you already have a boat anchor.