View Poll Results: How many muzzleloaders do you own?
None but looking
0
0%
1
4
8.70%
2-5
16
34.78%
6-10
17
36.96%
11-15
6
13.04%
16 or more
3
6.52%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll
How many muzzleloaders do you own?
03-05-2012, 07:13 PM
#22
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Colorado
Posts: 9,557
03-05-2012, 07:37 PM
#23
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: River Ridge, LA (Suburb of New Orleans)
Posts: 10,917
I think this shows how off-kilter are those frequenting this board.
Somewhere out there in this land of the free is a lonely and brave soul who keeps a secret. Probably his wife knows. His children too. And maybe one or two of his closest friends. They don't understand his affliction, and don't discuss it in public. No need to hold him up to ridicule by those who don't love him as they do.
Still, what normal person owns an unknown number of muzzle loading rifles? The number is unknown because our brave and lonely soul is hesitant to let even his closest friends know just how many he has acquired - and certainly not his wife.
On the rare occasion when he tried to show one of his treasures to a buddy it got a quick glance with a response that went something like "nice, but let me show you the AK 47 I picked up last week. It's a lot cheaper to shoot than my 7mm Mag".
His family and friends know it's fine to have one of those old guns with the interesting hammer hung over the fireplace for decoration. And even his wife knows lots of perfectly normal people own a modern muzzle loader to take advantage of the special deer season. That's practical, even logical. But except during that special season it stays in the closet or gun rack without a second thought. Normal people have no strange compulsion to take it out and caress it as though it were something special, and certainly no desire to have more than one.
Our poor brave soul is lonely because he has yet to discover there are others out there like him. They speak openly of their affliction. They show others pictures of their treasures. They exchange information, trade items and even poke fun at each other. Oh, the joy he would experience if only he knew.
Why he has not discovered this brotherhood we do not know. Perhaps he's not computer literate. Maybe he has a computer but has yet to discover the wonders of the world wide web. All we know is he sits alone at night in his man cave, lovingly wiping down the barrel of one of his favorites and dreaming of a day when he might meet another brave and lonely soul who shares his affliction.
Last edited by Semisane; 03-05-2012 at 08:56 PM.
03-06-2012, 01:55 AM
#26
Typical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Central Connecticut
Posts: 766
I included cap & ball revolvers in my count because they're reproductions from the percussion time period. They don't load from the muzzle but only because they have cylinders that are capable of firing multiple shots. Colt's 1st revolver, the Paterson, was patented in 1836. That's fairly early during the percussion era. And what an invention being that the cap & ball revolver was the first "wheel gun"!
Last edited by arcticap; 03-06-2012 at 02:01 AM.
03-06-2012, 05:38 AM
#28
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Anne Arrundle County, Maryland
Posts: 1,672
That was beautifully put Semisane. And down right poetic. I find myself reading it over and over. I was counting the number of rifles in my head and then I read arcticap's thread and realized I should add the pistols too. I began to get a distorted vision of myself as the number grew to what even I believe to be an unreasonable amount. I am thankful for the brotherhood.
Should I count the spare barrels too?
Should I count the spare barrels too?
Last edited by pluckit; 03-06-2012 at 05:50 AM.
03-06-2012, 06:17 AM
#30
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Rapid City, South Dakota
Posts: 3,732
Well, i counted up my rifles so as to answer the poll question. Doing the counting led me to realize that muzzle loaders have ruint my life.
There are more rifles here than i realized. Anymore, all i think about is such things as breech plugs, vents, flash holes, ballistics, and muzzle loader season dates. The only primers i have purchased for years are shotgun primers, and i don't reload shotgun shells. I hoard empty plastic jugs. No longer do i fix things for wife 'Linda' i think her name is. Anymore the only things that get fixed around here are target frames that get damaged because they are placed too far away. Owning muzzle loader rifles has allowed me to legally hunt for months. Most of the months not spent hunting are spent sighting them rifle in; verifying bullets, and loads.
Thankfully, answering this poll, has woken me. When a partially insane member of this forum called me a nut, i was too far gone to realize how severe me problem was/is, but now i may or may not.
There are more rifles here than i realized. Anymore, all i think about is such things as breech plugs, vents, flash holes, ballistics, and muzzle loader season dates. The only primers i have purchased for years are shotgun primers, and i don't reload shotgun shells. I hoard empty plastic jugs. No longer do i fix things for wife 'Linda' i think her name is. Anymore the only things that get fixed around here are target frames that get damaged because they are placed too far away. Owning muzzle loader rifles has allowed me to legally hunt for months. Most of the months not spent hunting are spent sighting them rifle in; verifying bullets, and loads.
Thankfully, answering this poll, has woken me. When a partially insane member of this forum called me a nut, i was too far gone to realize how severe me problem was/is, but now i may or may not.