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Semisane 05-15-2008 12:41 PM

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I disagree sir. It's very personal, she is the woman after all. They're happiest when they are cleaning or doing things for their men. It's in their DNA. Oh, they won't let on when other women are around, but they love it. You just have to get in touch with your inner cleaning woman. She'll guide you.:D
For her birthday in August, I plan to get her some brand new waders ( my size) so we can go fishin.
I think she needs a new chainsaw, too.;)
Don't get me wrong, mcawful. I like and admire your philosophy - I just could not survive implementing it. If I suggested something like an 18 year old housegirl, my wife would probably say something like "what for, just because you've got a Ferrari dosen't mean you know how todrive it".

Rifle Loony 05-15-2008 07:03 PM

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The day a woman tells me what to not buy, or not spend, is the day I'll fly solo with a grin on my face...

'Course I don't try to tell her what shecan or can't spend at Midway either, so it all washes out even.......

mcawful 05-16-2008 04:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: Semisane
If I suggested something like an 18 year old housegirl, my wife would probably say something like "what for, just because you've got a Ferrari dosen't mean you know how todrive it".
Now that's funny!:D

I always get her stuff like that on mother's day, because as she likes to tell me, "I'm not your mother".;)
Our two kids (24 and 19) are the ones that she looks forward to getting things from.
This year they got her a "Mother's Ring" with their birthstones flanking hers. She loved it.

I guess I'm lucky she has a great sense of humor.

SuperKirby 05-16-2008 09:06 AM

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Yeah, I told my wife I was going to get her a vacuumfor her birthday once. Didn't fly. But it does remind me...

Q: Do you knowwhy women wear white wedding dresses?


A: Isn't that what color all kitchen appliances are supposed to be?


She hit me when I told her that.


mcawful 05-16-2008 04:14 PM

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Good one.
Why are womens feet smaller than mens?
So they can stand close to the sink.;)

SuperKirby 05-17-2008 10:34 AM

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Yep.
What do you do if your wife won't leave you alone when you're watching the game?
Give her a shorter chain.

Underclocked 05-17-2008 12:07 PM

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Big talk! ;)

burntmuch 05-17-2008 01:55 PM

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You know why women dont need to wear a watch.


Theres a clock in the kitchen


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