What's that smell?

Your not putting that in my washer!

We have morechemicalsfor those guns than we do for the house.

Where are you going to put that gun?

With all the shooting you do there is not enough meat coming in.

Why are you cutting up that shirt?

What are you doing with that rod and why are you pumping the gun? Is there something stuck in it?

You take better care of them guns than you do me! (Comes out when I've been out hunting too long and she's with the two kids too long)

What are we going to do with that hide?

Why does it smell like Ben-Gay?

What good is distilled alcohol?