What you DON' t want to hear from your hunting guide?
#25
Joined: Feb 2003
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From: Cottage Grove OREGON USA
Camp cook says, " I think its supposed to taste like chicken"
Guide says to the wrangler, " Saddle up Spook fur em"
Wrangler ask you before you are heading out with you guide, " Do you know CPR"
A buddy of mine said this to me just after I shot a 400 lb. black bear that ran into the timber 30 minutes before dark. " Lets put our guns in the truck, I' m sure you hit em good nuff. Besides we got out knives don' t we." My gun got beat up going down the hill, but it did go down the hill with me.
Guide says to the wrangler, " Saddle up Spook fur em"
Wrangler ask you before you are heading out with you guide, " Do you know CPR"
A buddy of mine said this to me just after I shot a 400 lb. black bear that ran into the timber 30 minutes before dark. " Lets put our guns in the truck, I' m sure you hit em good nuff. Besides we got out knives don' t we." My gun got beat up going down the hill, but it did go down the hill with me.
#26
Typical Buck
Joined: Feb 2003
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From: KUNKLETOWN PA United States
your guide mumbles under his breath " i' m not paid enough for this sh*t "
while your getting onto your horse your guide offers to hold your rifle for you , says " it' s ok , i' ll be able to handle firearms legally by the end of the week anyway "
while sitting at the campfire at night 10 miles into the wilderness , you are discussing how much you enjoy being there and how lucky he is to have that type of job and he replies " i know , this is the best job i' ve gotten through the penal work release system "
hope you like em' , controversial as some may be
while your getting onto your horse your guide offers to hold your rifle for you , says " it' s ok , i' ll be able to handle firearms legally by the end of the week anyway "
while sitting at the campfire at night 10 miles into the wilderness , you are discussing how much you enjoy being there and how lucky he is to have that type of job and he replies " i know , this is the best job i' ve gotten through the penal work release system "
hope you like em' , controversial as some may be

#28
Joined: Feb 2003
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From: Rancho Murieta CA USA
" " IT' S COMING RIGHT AT US" "
Deep woods wilderness hunt..sitting around around the capfire after a long days hunt...You' re guide breaks out his banjo and starts playing the tune from Deliverance!!
Deep woods wilderness hunt..sitting around around the capfire after a long days hunt...You' re guide breaks out his banjo and starts playing the tune from Deliverance!!
#30
How about " I' ve got a bad back" after your elk is down.
They' re just over the next ridge. the same thing he said about the last seven ridges.
Or the most famous line of all " OOPS" .
They' re just over the next ridge. the same thing he said about the last seven ridges.
Or the most famous line of all " OOPS" .


