your guide mumbles under his breath " i' m not paid enough for this sh*t "

while your getting onto your horse your guide offers to hold your rifle for you , says " it' s ok , i' ll be able to handle firearms legally by the end of the week anyway "

while sitting at the campfire at night 10 miles into the wilderness , you are discussing how much you enjoy being there and how lucky he is to have that type of job and he replies " i know , this is the best job i' ve gotten through the penal work release system "

hope you like em' , controversial as some may be