We..ll once while hunting my brothers property in the shawnee(most of the Illlinois boys know where)I felt the sudden urge to use the outside facillities,and not the easy way of just whipping it out.Anyhow with my butt hanging out over a fallen tree I pulled out my pocket knife and started to skin an apple while I did my business.Anyway my younger brother snuck up on me and scarred even more of that stuff out of me[
],asked "what the hell I was doing" I told him that I was peeling an apple
We have joked about this for many years now,and he tells every one[:@]