i got one

two hunters walk into the woods. one is an old experienced hunter and the other is an ametuer. the old one tells the young'un to stay where he is while he goes into a thicket to scare up a big buck. "stay here and dont move or make a sound" says the old guy. So he walks into the thicket and right when hes puttin the sights on a good buck he hears. HOLY*%@#!!!!!!!! he runs out and asks the young'un what was the matter and he says- well, I didnt scream when that bear walked by, i didnt scream when that big rattler crawled across my boot, but hell i had to scream when them two squirrells climbed inside my pants and said to each other "NOW SHOULD WE EAT 'EM NOW OR TAKE 'EM AND SAVE 'EM FOR WINTER?"