Two hunters woke early and set out, with full gear, before first light. They drove out to their favorite woods, and starting walking in to their stands. About 300 yards in, one hunter grips his chest, turns pale, and falls dead to the ground. His friend is all in a panic, and calls 911.
911: Fire, Police or Medic?
Hunter: HELP! HELP! MY FRIEND IS DEAD !!!!! OH MY GOD, MY FRIEND
IS DEAD!!! WHAT DO I DO????
911:Sir, calm down. The first thing we need to do is make sure he's
really dead.

total silence on the line...... then
BANG !
Hunter: OK, now what???