Welcome the third world.
I live in Northern Virginia, the shadow of power... the point is, this ain't no underdeveloped cesspool. Been followin the West Nile virus with the kids, calming the fears, explaining why there are dead birds in the backyard. I get home from work to find tv trucks in my front yard-Literally in my front yard, Turns out we have MALARIA in the development-two cases in the last month. What am I supposed to tell them about this? That we have rare tropical diseases that were erradicated centuries ago? We've done anthrax, what's next, ebola? bubonic plague? to heck with the cover scent-I'me wearing deet in the woods this year!!!