Well down in Mississippi, it is said that is snows every four years. It is surprisingly accurate. It has snowed twice since I lived down here, and it is supposed to snow Christmas Eve. I have always wanted to hunt in the snow. The problem is I would have to go hunting on Christmas! If I hadn't ordered some trapping supplies and my bow press, I could have asked to hunt that whole day! I now need a distraction to get me out of the house. To create my distraction, I would like each and everyone of you guys to come to my house. We will stage a HUGE crash in front of my house (hopefully no one gets hurt), and as my parents run outside, I will jump in one of your cars, and we will leave. I will give you guys a sandwich if you help.
If by any chance that you guys pass up the wonderful offer of a sandwich, (ham or turkey; your choice) I have a back up plan. I would buy several boxes of mashed potatoes and spread them around my stand. Would that be considered baiting?[:-]
I haven't been hunting much lately. I have been extremely busy. I work as an usher at a casino theater. Well, we are showing a Beauty and the Beast play for 5 weeks. Each play is about 3 hours long. A man cannot stand that! I had a guy come up to me after 5 minutes and he asked how long I had to stay. He said he had enough of it. I told him I had 2 more shows tonight, and another month to go! His eyes got real big and he told me he was sorry!
I would like to go hunting today, but having a bulldozer under your stand pushing trees out of the ground isn't going to attract deer, or could it. If you guys come down here, we can have a major deer drive. I'll provide dump trucks, bulldozers, and digger trucks!