President Bush has called on our beloved hero and friend of the "common" man, Dr. Alt ,to help track down and "dispose" of al quaida members including osama bin laden himself. When President Bush was asked how he has come to the conclusion that Dr. Alt is the answer to all of our prayers, the President said " kindly and unselfishly, Dr. Alt helped not only our friends the insurance companies, but also the ever so important forestry business, thrive and prosper while exterminating the nuisence whitetail deer herd of every foot, acre and square mile of the great state of Pennsylvania."